ITS A DEAL !!!

went to the movies the other night and saw "closer". i highly recommend it. It stars sexy jude law. YUM...

The decision is final. i have purchased the mazda3 sedan in titanium grey.i have paid a deposit, got a fantastic trade in price, but have to wait to wait 5 weeks as the car hasnt been made yet.i find that a tad funny, but i am absolutely stoked that i will be the first to drive a brand spanking new motor vehicle(hurry up 5 weeks!!!!im impatient).

Dad and i set off to a mazda dealer in the suburb i live in, to see what trade in price i would get, and what there prices were for a mazda3. I didnt even think to wash my car to make it look more presentable, so dad and i quickly washed and vaccumed my car.
The car sales man couldnt give me a price unless we were prepared to do business. drrrrr! "we will do business when we get a trade in price!!!" he stuffed us around for ages. he even asked if i would like an icypole as its a hot day.(yeah right! i can think of something else better to suck on. but i dont think i will say that while my father is present. LOL)
Time passed and no price was available. he took down my details and said a figure should be available at the end of the week. doesnt make sense???dad and i then headed off to another dealer. the place where i test drove the car on sunday.i got an evaluation straight away, figures were discussed, a bit of haggleing, a chat with the manager of the store, and an agreement was made. what a lenghthy process! papers were signed and a chat with a consultant who was trying to sell me vehical protection packs. tempting i must say. but i cant afford it at the moment. i do want tinted windows. that offer is there. there price is $655, but i will shop around and see if i can get it cheaper elsewhere.
im ever so happy! i want my car now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! look below 666

this one?

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or this one??

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im so excited!!!!!

tomorrows the big day!!!! i just may be driving off with a brand new car....i have looked at the vehicle thoroughly, inside and out. the hatch is the same price as the sedan. i think opting for the sedan will be a wise choice. now all i have to do is choose which color. ive boiled it down to 2 colours. see the above pics. theres titanium grey, or carbon grey. i like both very much. i made up my mind yesturday to purchase the carbon grey. but i do like the titanium grey. AHHHHH... decisions decisions....i cant wait.

easter weekend

grilled fish lightly toasted with shredded coconut on a bed of bok choy, drizzled with a spicy sauce accompanied with jasmine rice on the side. a very dacadent lunch on saturday at the wheelers hill pub with a friend. drinks included strawberry and melon dacqari's.(oops cant spell that word, what a dummy! LOL)
we chatted about work and having to do the completion of the medication course. AAAHHHH...i was telling her about how ive just recently been nursing a patient with shingles of the foot! yeah very unusual...ive seen shingles heaps of times running along the nerve pathway of the back, lower torso, groin, genitals and buttocks. so this is a weird one! also a fellow nurse who was employed on my ward has been struck down with multiple sclerosis. at age 25 she had one attack and then another a month later. usually people have a second attack years after the first one. therefore she has now had to give up her nursing career due to being diagnosed with an aggressive form of the disease. its so sad. shes so young. she had just finished her graduate year to begin her life working as nurse. flyers have been sent around the hospital to donate money for her for treatment....
we also dicussed the cruelty to animals that has been on the news. she then told me she used to have a cat that lived with her and other house mates.it used to be loving and couldnt give a care in the world. now she said its a bit of a scardy cat. she believes its due to the guys she was living with tormented the animal. i asked her what did they do? so she started to tell me that they used to put "foil booties" on it...even though i LOVE cats, i laughed at this one. apparently if you get foil and put it on the cats front paws, they cant stand it and flick there legs while they walk. i painted a picture in my head. i lost the plot and couldnt stop laughing!! god i had a good day, good company along with alot of humor....
when she left i went to the shop to get some dvd's as my parents were coming over after my sisters wedding.i got out of time with denzel washington, and one with robin williams named final cut. anyway she called me and left a message on the answering machine saying how she had an enjoyable day, and that her and i should go out more often. i found that to be quite special. i think ive made a good true friend. we only met through the med course in november last year. its hard to find these people. the ones that stick by you 100%. i consider my self lucky.
mum and dad arrived later in the evening and we discussed the wedding. nothing was said about me( i thought something may have been said about my absence)thank goodness. dad was cheesed as andrews dad made a speech when its usually the brides father that makes an announcement.someone must of picked up on it, so about 1/2 an hr later my sis must have said something so dad said," i hope your life with andrew is as good as mine with your mothers". well im only repeating what they told me.......as for nan, plans are definate for her to go into a home. she is being assessed next week to decide if shes high level or low level care. it will be interesting to see what the outcome is.
the movies i hired were ok. final cut had a poor ending. other than that it wasnt bad for a sci-fi pic. out of time was quite good. id recommend that one. it had a bit of a twist. denzel washington is such a good actor. i enjoy the majority of his movies.
as for today easter sunday, dad mowed my lawns and then i test drove a mazda3!!! very impressed. i think its got my name on it. dad and i are going back to the dealer on wednesday. i just may be driving away with a brand new car! hallelughya to getting rid of my hyundai....YAY...YAY...YAY...YAY...

good GOOD friday.

late for work today. i had a feral sleep. i heard so many foreign sounds last night. even my cat was on the alert.i was up and down like a yo-yo. it sounded as though someone was trying break in. so i got up and turned every single light on in the house. as though thats going to save me! LOL.i believe it may have been a possum.thats the only explaination that i can come up with. i slept through my alarm only to wake to see the clock displaying 0650! work was to begin in 10mins, and here i am all curled up in my bed in my jim jams.up i get and ring work saying that i will be in at 0730hrs. i was quick to get ready and did arive at that time. another nurse was also late, so i didnt feel so bad.
the day was cruisy. we had a morning tea break of hot french fries and scrambled eggs cooked on the ward. its something we do on public holidays and weekends.call it a priveledge. but we dont get a lunch break. the morning tea break is extended, and we finish an hour early. we are however paid for an 8hr shift. i cant complain. my work place is so flexable.
when i finished work i spotted a mazda3 in the carpark. i went up and checked it out. im in love with this car!!! the owner came over and we got chatting. she told me shes had the car for 6 months and is extremely happy. she even mentioned test driving the holden astra when deciding on which car to purchase. her response was that she personally found the astra to be a bit tinny, and that she's always had a mazda. anyway its given me a bit of insight for deciding on a new vehicle. i will test drive all that im interested in, but as mentioned above "i love the mazda 3".
out again tomorrow for lunch with a girlfriend. then mum and dad are coming to stay post my sister's wedding. she sent me an sms today thanking me for the cards i sent her, and to wish me a happy easter.at least shes acknowledged my wishes to her for her birthday and her future with andrew.
so if car dealers are open on sunday, dad and i will car shop! YIPPEE...
god i feel good! on top of the world.....

confident and content...

ahhhhh.... had a good day, including my days off. dinner and movies with 8 of my work collegues was both enjoyable and pleasant. we saw "million dollar baby", wasnt bad. a tear jerker at the end. but im tough! i didnt cry. LOL.
work was good. i didnt do much for the patients that i was nursing, so i floated and helped all the other nurses.
i got an interesting letter today from the nurses board of victoria. it stated that the course i undertook last year is not valid as a module wasnt included in the course. i therefore had to complete a declaration stating that i will not administer medications until i have undertaken the 35hrs. i was cheesed off big time! this course i did cost me $1700 and i was not going to pay anymore fees to make up the hours. i see it as the training facilities problem, as well as the nurses board for not thouroughly observing the curriculum to be correct. any way, i managed to get in contact with the training facility and theres no cost involved. i have to do 2 weekends from 9am to 4-30pm, and one weekday from 3pm to 10-30pm. yeah its inconvienient, but if i want this qualification to be valid i have to do it.i may have to take 3 annual leave days. i hope not, but if thats the case, so be it. i may be able to score some study days and be payed. i have to discuss this with my nurse unit manager.what a pain in the arse......
car shopping car shopping car shopping!!! Cant wait.
dad and i next week will have a look. i have looked at the new astra, mazda3 and toyota corolla on the internet. im leaning toward the mazda3 first, then the astra, and last but not least the toyota. so a bit of test driving and seeing the cars insides and outs should make up my mind...im so EXCITED i cant wait....i want a new car sooooo badly. i hate my hyundai...GRRRRRR.......

ahh the joys of living...

up and out and about today. went shopping and bought some new shoes, a hand bag, some tops, easter eggs, bathroom accessories, and a visit to the doctor for a medication script.i also bought my sister a card for her birthday(which is tomorrow) and a wedding card for her and andrew. the big day is this saturday. i thought id better send her the cards, my conscionse is playing on my mind. so there cant be any bitching going on as i have done the right thing.im happy that i sent them.
im also going to go out for tea, and to see a movie with the girls from work. we are most likely going to discuss our trip to tassie which will be in may. im looking forward to that. cant wait.
im going car shopping with dad next wed and thurs. i have to get a new car, the rego is due mid may. so i want to get rid of it. i dont want to pay the rego and then sell the car. im all excited!!!! Life is good. i cant complain......

*check out the alcohol chart*.....

alcohol chart.....Funny.

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Day off...

sleep ins,shopping with mum at chadstone and out to dinner with nan and mum. that was my excitement for the day! my nan yelled at me.....SCARY
we were sitting down having dinner at a chinese restaurant discussing my nans living arrangements. she was saying that she will move into a hostel closer to my mum. i was saying to her that i hope she realises that once that decision is made theres no turning back..she was saying well there's no point staying here everyones gone...
then we were talking about her day at the sing along she went to at the elderly citizens club. i was introduced to one of the women when we picked her up. i asked my nan," who was that lady?" she said," which lady?" i said," the one you introduced me to when we picked you up." she said," i dunno?" i then said," well you must know her, what was her name, she was at the elderly citezens with you". then she yelled "I DONT REMEMBER".
whoooo!!!! it was quite embarressing.... then we got back to her house she was getting aggressive toward her dog,was incontinent and pleaded us not to leave! she appologised to me for having the grizzles. i havnt taken her behaviour to offense, shes unwell mentally which cant be reversed. i just have to be patient with my nan....

BLAH

rest for the wicked!(joke) have just survived six days straight of work. thank goodness it was quiet. well, i was busy but it wasnt out of controll. i looked after alot of younger patients that are ambulant and self caring for a change. its usually elderly nursing home patients that require alot of demands.

not much else to report. lifes quiet out of work. i did see nicky and had an enjoyable evening with her on saturday. now i have days off to relax. im catching up with a friend on saturday for lunch who i havnt seen since last year. should be good.

blah blah blah blah blah...........hmmmm. what a boring as hell blog!
all i really have to say is it must be that time of year when relationships come to an end. i have spoken to about five different people through work that have a story of someone they know or are speaking of themselves who have split up with their partners. i just found that a bit weird....

blah blah blah blah...blah...blah...blah.

my naughty cat!!! he retrieved every tissue out of the tissue box. theres tissue EVERYWHERE....

thinking.....

ive got the guilts and feel like a bitch for my own actions of splitting up. im sure i will survive and get over it eventually.its only fresh and not the end of the world.(i keep telling my self this)

Worked today, and i had to take blood off a fellow co-worker as she was exposed to bodily fluids, which splashed into her eye. She was so upset. I would be too. an incident report had to be written, and then a blood sample. i was worried i was going to hurt her, but she said it was fine. she didnt feel a thing. Phewwww!!!!!

I also had to have whats called a mantoux test. this determines if you have been exposed to TB. we had a patient on the ward that had active TB, so all us health care proffessionals needed to be tested. i get the results in 48-72 hours. A small amount of live turbuculin is injected under the skin of your forearm. This forms a small bubble. If it becomes raised within the 72hr period, it means you have been exposed to TB. therefore one then has a blood test and chest x-rays. At present while i look at my arm, theres no reaction. Thank god.

I also recieved some Irish chocolate off one of the nurses who has just been to ireland to visit her family.She has come over to Australia to nurse and travel. maybe even become a permanent resident. So when she was going, i told her to bring me back some european chocolate. As mentioned, she did. OMG, its insanely smooth melt in the mouth. m...mmm...mmmm

While im sitting here typing and drinking my decaffinated coffee(its the best! thanx nic for getting me onto it. its just like the real stuff, and wont keep me awake at night!), im thinking of my life and what will become of me. I chatted to a friend the other day who is most likely going to university next year to study general nursing. Im seriously thinking about doing it with her. Now this is only a thought at the moment. I do tend to chop and change my mind a bit. I kinda want to go and study. To broaden my horizons. As i usually say....."See What Happends"

joke for the day!

Robert was walking along the beach when he stumbled across a genie bottle.
He picked up the bottle and rubbed it. To his surprise two stunning genie's named Nicky and Ange appeared. Ange said "you have three wishes". Nicky said, "close your eyes and wish".
So Robert proceded to make three wishes. He opened his eyes to find himself in a room full of beautiful naked women! He started to walk towards one of the women when he realised he was walking on a soft crunchy surface. As he looked down, he could see that floor was actually $100 bills a foot deep."Gee, this is alright", he thought. Then he heard,"knock knock knock". he could see a door, so he went and opened the door to find two people dressed in Klu klux Clan costumes. One of them grabbed him and put a noose over his head. He was then hung to a tree.
The two people in the costumes removed there hoods, and it was Nicky and Ange.
Nicky said "i can understand him wishing for beautiful women. I can understand him wishing for money. But why the fuck would he wish to be hung like a black man?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

ANOTHER DAY

I ended my relationship of almost 5 months today. My feelings have changed, and i have come to relise as a 32yo woman i need to start thinking of marrage, family etc...i thought i loved him and was trying to love him. its just not happening. i told him if he asked me to marry him my answer with no ifs and or buts would be "NO". Yeah i feel terrible, we had good times together. We never had a fight, got along well, however i dont love him.Its not growing. i think ive broken his heart. its devistating, ive been through it a few times in the past. But i cant be with someone that loves me and i dont love them. it cant be a one way street.I came to the realisation that lust is what i felt, and life is to short.Im not exactly jumping for joy, but i had to do what is right for me. people say "your numero uno" and you have to think of your self and what YOU WANT out of life.

my nana got discharged from hospital today and is on antibiotics for her bowel infection. "Campylobacter infection".its caused by raw or undercooked chicken. her hygiene is very poor, so it kinda makes sense now how she became ill.
Anyway, when my mother went to get her the Dr had a discussion about how unsafe it is for my nan to be living on her own.this has been on the cards for a long time. its now a case of searching for long term care, putting her name on waiting lists, and in the meantime getting home help for all activities of daily living. my mum lives an hour away from her, and its getting too difficult to trvel backwards and forwards. Not only that, what if she falls and is on the floor for god knows how long. it happens. At work we have had ppl admitted that have been injured in there home, unable to move, and have been found a week later!

I was thinking how heartbreaking for my mum to nurse her own mum with short term memory loss, incontinence and needing help with everything. I turned the story around and started to think, my god what if that was my mum! i would be so upset and stressed.
my nana is with my mum for the next week at her house while home help can be organised/put into place. i dont know what to think of all this. i do know im here to support my dear mum.*love ya mum xoxo*

SUNDAY

results are back from my nans tests and she has a severe bowel infection. she is now being treated with antibiotics and will most likely be going home in a few days.i personally dont think its safe due to her increasing short term memory loss. just have to see what happens.And i have had the joys of being glued to the toilet since friday! i hope i havnt caught her infection.

Had a good day yesturday, i went out with my friend for breakfast in betleigh at a place called the spotted dog. had a tasty bacon, eggs, fried tomato, mushrooms and sausage feast. went down very well as i had a hangover from drinking the night before.
i then ventred off to nicky's house for pizza,alcohol,cake and apples. YES! we 32yr olds sat in front of the P.C munching on apples at midnight. Hmmmmm. So sad! Not even drunk. we had a good night with lots of laughs. i was going to the toilet at regular intervals. My poor bowel has worked over time.

how bad is this! i have a few moles on my back that have been itchy. i rang this place called molescan hopeing to get an appointment in the next few days. the receptionist said the next appointment available is in SEPTEMBER! i couldnt believe it. i even said that to the receptionist and she replied by telling me "unfortunately we are booked out until then, so i suggest that you go and see your G.P if you have any concerns." not happy. i really wanted to go to this place due to their speciallity.
so i will go and see my doctor next week. in the mean time im going to my parents place today for a BBQ. YUMMO!!!

My nan. looking well in this pic which is a few yrs old.

feeling better

visited my nan today. shes alot better. we got some results and theres nothing major to worry about. as soon as mum and i arrived her face light up and she started to cry saying,"when am i going to go home? i want to get home to my puppy." we replied by saying, " when your better". she still asked, "what am i doing here?" so clear concise explainations were given. the poor dear. shes sooo confused. repeat, repeat, repeat.short term memory loss!
We went there with her dog. the unit permits pets to visit. she was happy to see her and showed her off to the patients in the lounge room. she often says regularly,"My puppy's all ive got to live for."God love her!
Mum is a bit annoyed, as well as my self, as my sister was in the area where my nan is and, she didnt go and visit her! i told mum she has to say something and not to sweep it under the carpet. she hasnt seen her nan at all this year!!! it goes to show you what she thinks of her family.SELFISH BITCH.....

sighing....

feeling a bit flat....down....not enthusiastic.....no motivation. im bored.
Bored with life. probably hormones...

Nothing to blog.i need to snap out of it and get in touch with reality.
Tomorrows another day, maybe i will feel better then...

my left shoulder hurts to. its like an ache thats always there. tried the neurofen, didnt work. its from lifting people during work hours....

pal care.

well my mum called me at work today to tell me my nans been admitted into a palliative care hospital. her diarrhoea is out of control. when i got there she was incontinent and i started to help shower her when "mark" the nurse came and took over. hmmmm. not bad i must say. when he introduced himself as mark to my nan, she thought he said his name was smart. so then we started a little joke of calling him "smart mark".was funny. ha ha...
my nan was so repeatative;
"why am i here?"
"whos going to look after puppy?" (DOG IS 7 YRS OLD!)
"whats the blood test for?"
"im ready to go home now!"
she said this eight times in the half hour that i had been there!
i had to walk away for some chill out time. so did my mum.
she couldnt even remember "mark" showering her because she had been incontinent of poo!!!
i decided it would be a good idea to write on a piece of paper as to why shes in hospital and what they are doing for her. this was placed in front of her on her bedside table. so she then asked a million questions about the note i had written! my mum is a saint for all that she does. i really dont think my nan will be going home. either she will deteriorate or bounce back and end up in a nursing home. i feel sad. this is my one and last grandparent in the land of the living. and this 83yr old woman used to be so independant. old age is a curse....

Also the young woman i was talking about who was terminal with cancer passed away this afternoon. RIP.

my nan.

Today i rang my mum with my new mobile camera phone.(v. excited! its my new toy.BOB can gather dust and hide in the wardrobe for a while. LOL. joke...)
Any way she told me my nan is in a terrible state. shes been incontinent of faces, vomitting, is very weak and lethargic.i spoke to her on the phone and she sounds all worn out. the last of my living grandparents has suffered with cancer three times. she is supposedly in remission at the present time.personally i wouldnt be suprised if this is the begining of the end.
My mother explained to me that the pallitive nurse is comming out to review her tomorrow. mum said she is going to push for her to be admitted to hospital. she is dehydrated and isnt eating.not a good combination for an 83yr old woman.
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work today was emotionl once again. young woman is still battling. shes holding on.her husband, mother and other family are by her side 24hrs. its just time now. so sad....

i nursed a gentleman today whos 95yrs old from a nursing home with a bowel obstruction. he apparently is that full of faeces he threw it up a few days ago. he now has a naso gastric tube insitu on free drainage draining faecal matter from his stomach!!! i nearlly vomitted when i had to empy the drain bag. WTF am i nurse for. eeeeewwwww....

lifes too short!

There's a young woman in her hospital bed awaiting to enter the pearly gates.

Tonight i worked and was confronted by a 38 yr old woman with multiple diagnoses that are terminal. her condition includes a blood disorder named thalassemia B major, hepatitis C, hepatoma(liver cancer), osteoperosis, cardiomyopathy(heart disease), and renal calculus(kidney impairment). she has had a splenectomy(removal of the spleen), has a catheter insitu(which was draining brownish thick blood stained urine. i have never seen anything like it!), is as yellow as a banana, looks 6 months pregnant(has ascites, a large amount of fluid in the abdominal cavity), is short of breath, thus requires oxygen and is in so much pain.

The doctors came and had a meeting with the family to explain her poor prognosis. they were told that she has only hours to live. her mother along with other family members were by her bed side waiting for the priest to anoint her.

Her husband came out of the room along with the priest crying so hard. it touched my heart. i have never in my whole life seen a grown man grieving. so much sorrow. i watched him as he gave the priest kisses to his classped hands.

This poor woman was born with this disorder(thalassemia major) right from birth, requireing countless blood transfusions along with important medication to ensure quality of life.

Life is too short. i feel this woman has suffered long enough.
why? its not fair....

WORK

Worked last night and it was busy! and then again this morning. and guess what? it was busy. the morning started off with a code blue. a young 22yr old female had a respiratory arrest and was rushed off to ICU. so we were all on our toes right from 0700.

My patients werent too bad. i had alot of hygiene to attend to as my patients were from nursing home, hostel and special accomodation units. i didnt have a break until 11am, and boy, was i famished and tired. naughty me had no breaky this morning. 6am is to early for me to ingest food.

i found this a bit humourous. i lent a pen to maxine last night. she then lent it to kristy. kristy then put it on the table and a patient took it. kristy then got my pen back off the patient. then it ended up in the hands of a doctor. he then left it on the nurses desk, so i reclaimed it. kristy saw me using it and said 'hey thats my pen!' i said 'no its not, its mine!' she then said 'ohhh yeah thats right(chuckled to herself), can i use it?' i said,' OK, but i want it back at the end of the shift.'
the shift finished and she was walking a distance away and yelled "hey ange! ive got your pen". i said " argh! i want my pen!!!!!" she yelled back and said ' i will give it to next time i see you.'
i found this incident a little funny. i guess you had to be there!!!

ANSWER

MAZE.....

im not mental!

ok. im just having a bit of fun. just thought id try something different with my blog by doing a puzzle for you to figure out. call me mental. i dont care!

anyway im back at work. did one shift of six yesturday. was busy+++. but lucky i was in a good mood. it was my first day back on the job after 3 weeks off. its a bit like a nursing home at the moment. people must be granny dumping. it does happen, believe it or not. always around x-mas time. its sad. people are so cruel.

well im sitting here typing away waiting for my new camera phone to be delivered. i bet you it doesnt come before 12-30. thats when i have to go to work! therefore i will have to ring them to make arrangements for them to deliver at a later date... nothings easy in this world! why wasnt life meant to be easy?

FINAL CLUE.....

GRASS...

HEDGES.......

(YOU MUST KNOW IT BY NOW!!!!!)

another clue....

puzzle......

peninsula.....

sibbling rivalry.

convo with sis:
(text message)
sis:A,wedding RSVP due yesturday.
pls reply today as must give final
numbers to restaurant.

me:well why is my RSVP for 28th feb
and mum and dads is for 11th march?

sis:we knew they were coming! are
you coming or not?

me:sorry i wont be attending your wedding.
you can now invite someone else.



sis:your decision. no one else is invited!
(10 mins later....)
sis:Are you definately not coming?once i give numbers
theyre final and cant be changed.

me: are you home? can i call you?

sis:home.

so i ring her.
sis; hello
me; hi how are you?
sis; good thanx
me; look, i think its best that i dont come to your wedding.
i dont feel comfotable, and i dont think you really want
me to attend?
sis: thats just all in your head
me; ok.....also im dissapointed that you didnt invite the one
that i love.
sis; well angela i dont know him. ive met him once.
me; well if it was my wedding id be inviting you and your partner
sis; well hes my husband and you have met him.
me; ok, fine fair enough.
sis; ok, gotta go....bye
me; bye.

then she rings my dad and says im being silly by not going to her wedding. my dad says that if her and i cant get along whats the point of angela attending?
i personally think that she was trying to stir the pot but her plan backfired.
enough of her and her wedding. my decision is final. im not going!

CLUE...

green!!!!?????

well c'mon. Guess.....

where am I??? keep guessing

i turn left,
i turn right,
i go straight ahead!
i still cant see whaere i am???
ARRRGGGHHHHH............

keep guessing my friends
(*sitting in chair with grin and hands classped*)

Where Am I???

I hear voices,
I hear laughter,
I hear footsteps,
I look, but cannot see!!

WHERE THE HELL AM I?


GUESS????????????????
*sitting back in chair with a smirk on my face*]

FUCK...

"Ive been told that fuck is similarly an acronym For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge and is an upshot of victorian englands need to use euphemisms...when prostitutes were arrested...the good constables in the interests of expediency, simply began scribbling F.U.C.K in the police blotters.FUCK has been recorded as early as the 12th century, and probably comes from the german ficken, to strike. Obviously therefore, its not an acronym for Fornication under command of the king either.....
(i got this extract from a page on the net).

"Uses for the word fuck"


greetings "how the fuck are you?"
fraud "i was fucked by the mc donalds drive through."
dismay "oh, fuck it."
trouble "well, i guess im fucked again."
aggression "fuck you!!!"
disgust "fuck me!!!"
confusion "what the fuck....?"
disbelief "unbefuckinglievable!!!"
pleasure "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuuck"
love "do ya fuck on first dates?"
starting a relationship "lets fuck now!"
a poker hand "A royal fuck"
dissapointment "thats not fucking fair"
panic "lets get the fuck out of here"
maternal "motherfucker"
incestuous "motherfucker"
ambiguity "im not so fucking sure"
incompetence "he fucks up everything"
pain "Fuck! that hurt."
lost "where the fuck are we?"


sayings from famous people;

titanic captain "wheres all the fucking water coming from?"
michael angelo "you want me paint what on the fucking ceiling?"
sean penn "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"
einstein "any fucker could understand that"
michael jackson "its a fucking skin condition"
walt disney "fuck a duck"
joan of arc "i dont suppose it will fucking rain"
noah "scattered showers, my fucking arse"
john lennon "is that a real fucking gun"


so my friends dont be offened!!!! use the word fuck as you would "bugger" LOL...