FUCK...

"Ive been told that fuck is similarly an acronym For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge and is an upshot of victorian englands need to use euphemisms...when prostitutes were arrested...the good constables in the interests of expediency, simply began scribbling F.U.C.K in the police blotters.FUCK has been recorded as early as the 12th century, and probably comes from the german ficken, to strike. Obviously therefore, its not an acronym for Fornication under command of the king either.....
(i got this extract from a page on the net).

"Uses for the word fuck"


greetings "how the fuck are you?"
fraud "i was fucked by the mc donalds drive through."
dismay "oh, fuck it."
trouble "well, i guess im fucked again."
aggression "fuck you!!!"
disgust "fuck me!!!"
confusion "what the fuck....?"
disbelief "unbefuckinglievable!!!"
pleasure "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuuck"
love "do ya fuck on first dates?"
starting a relationship "lets fuck now!"
a poker hand "A royal fuck"
dissapointment "thats not fucking fair"
panic "lets get the fuck out of here"
maternal "motherfucker"
incestuous "motherfucker"
ambiguity "im not so fucking sure"
incompetence "he fucks up everything"
pain "Fuck! that hurt."
lost "where the fuck are we?"


sayings from famous people;

titanic captain "wheres all the fucking water coming from?"
michael angelo "you want me paint what on the fucking ceiling?"
sean penn "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"
einstein "any fucker could understand that"
michael jackson "its a fucking skin condition"
walt disney "fuck a duck"
joan of arc "i dont suppose it will fucking rain"
noah "scattered showers, my fucking arse"
john lennon "is that a real fucking gun"


so my friends dont be offened!!!! use the word fuck as you would "bugger" LOL...