Tuesday, March 15, 2005

joke for the day!

Robert was walking along the beach when he stumbled across a genie bottle.
He picked up the bottle and rubbed it. To his surprise two stunning genie's named Nicky and Ange appeared. Ange said "you have three wishes". Nicky said, "close your eyes and wish".
So Robert proceded to make three wishes. He opened his eyes to find himself in a room full of beautiful naked women! He started to walk towards one of the women when he realised he was walking on a soft crunchy surface. As he looked down, he could see that floor was actually $100 bills a foot deep."Gee, this is alright", he thought. Then he heard,"knock knock knock". he could see a door, so he went and opened the door to find two people dressed in Klu klux Clan costumes. One of them grabbed him and put a noose over his head. He was then hung to a tree.
The two people in the costumes removed there hoods, and it was Nicky and Ange.
Nicky said "i can understand him wishing for beautiful women. I can understand him wishing for money. But why the fuck would he wish to be hung like a black man?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

5 Comments:

Blogger ange said...

Are you ROTFL "Bobby?" I am...

11:10 am AEDT  
Blogger R.H. said...

Yes, it has everything: sex, violence - and money.

5:06 pm AEDT  
Blogger ange said...

ooops! i didnt even see this joke as being racist. i just saw it as a joke. funny ha ha...

10:46 pm AEDT  
Blogger ange said...

god Mr Roberto. i thought you would have loved this....

11:40 pm AEDT  
Blogger R.H. said...

I loved it, sure did, right up until the ending.

6:50 am AEDT  

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