Monday, March 27, 2006

sister reunite?????

My sis is due for her 2nd baby very soon.Mind you, child #1 is 10yrs old, soon to be 11!
As from previous posts, we are not close. However, i do make an effort to send birthday cards,christmas cards and, a birthday phone call.
She turned 37 on the 24th of march.So i called her to see how the pregnancy was going and that i hope she had a good day.
We got chatting and talked for an unbelievable 20minutes!
She has gained 24kg with this pregnancy. All of which is fluid. The baby is transverse, so she's off for a C section on the 10th of april.
Her pregnancy hasn't been a delightful one with morning sickness, excessive fluid retention, back pain and carpal tunnel.
Im kind of excited about becoming an aunty again. Chuffed actually!
Im thinking maybe the birth of this child will bring the family closer together.
Will my sister and i gel? Will she and i at least become friends?
Time will tell. Mum said she believes she's having a boy. I tend to agree.
Well, we were right. The announcement of the flavour was made today. Its going to be a boy.
Im really happy for her and my nephew. He will now have a 1/2 brother and, not to mention he also has a 1/2 sister that was born approximately 3 weeks ago.
I wonder if he will be ok? I mean i hope he's not going to feel neglected with the care of his new baby brother.

Saturday, March 25, 2006

An Australian Ghost story.....

This story happened a while ago in Brisbane, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale. Well, you be the judge....


John Bradford, a Sydney University student, was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly he saw a car, slowly coming towards him and stopped. John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got in the car and closed the door, just to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on!
The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before he hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the wheel. John, paralysed with terror, watched how the hand appeared every time they came to a curve.
John saw the lights of a pub down the road so, gathering strength, jumped out of the car and ran to it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and asked for two shots of tequila. He then started telling everybody about the horrible experience he went through.
A silence enveloped everybody when they realized he was crying and....wasn't drunk.

About 15 minutes later, two guys walked into the same pub. They were also wet and out of breath. Looking around and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other, "Look, Bruce.. here's the F*cking idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it."
HAHAHAHAHA

Monday, March 20, 2006

BLUE

Today i went to the Drs to get my blood test results. All is good except for one test.MCV(the mean corpuscular volume).It means my red blood cells are bigger than normal. This can indicate a number of things; anaemia, thyroid disorder, liver disease or a blood disorder. So my Dr wants to do another test in 3 months time.She kept on leaning towards my liver as my thyroid, haemmoglobin and liver function test was fine. She was asking if i have taken drugs or have alcohol regularly. Neither do i do, but i binge drink maybe once a fortnight. I did tell her this and know myself its the worst kind of drinking one can do.
I might take one of the girls from work with me to do the blood test as i dont want to be bruised and battered like the last one.

After that appointment i went to a place called molescan to have of course some suspicious moles reviewed. Four of them are going to be scanned again in three months, and they are the one's i was concerened about. He will definately be chopping 3 off and most likely the 4th. That doesn't worry me. Id rather have a few small scars than be diagnosed with malenoma somewhere down the track.
Nothing much else to report.However i'm feeling a bit blue with the neagative blood result, and im pre-mentrual. Not a good mix. And im feeling lonely! I want the man of my dreams to walk into my life and sweep me off my feet.....Wishful thinking..

Monday, March 13, 2006

I WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME!

I hate myself at the moment. God i wish i could turn back time.
Im so dissapointed in myself. I AM A DISGRACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to hide, run away, anything to rid myself of my own stupidity.
I am so beating myself over my drunken behaviour on saturday night.
I have been told i did things and said things that i cant even remember.
Im sooooo embarressed. I HAD ALCOHOL INDUCED AMNESIA.
I am going to ban myself from the pub i went to. I am giving up alcohol.
(mind you i only drink when i go out which is rare. One of the worst types of drinking; BINGING)
A friend told me the only person who is worried about this is ME. No one else. Its in my head 24/7.I cant help it!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE MYSELF!
ARRRRRGH. IT WAS THE EVIL DEVILS IN THE ALCOHOL! IT WASN'T ME ON SATURDAY NIGHT. IT WAS LUCIFER.
WTF do i do?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Sunday, March 12, 2006

LOOK!

Evidence!!!!! from a dodgy blood test....As you can see the bruising got worse!

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Dr Jekyl

Yesturday i had a blood test.
It bloody damn well killed!
I had to say ouch and that it was really hurting. She stopped and went to the other arm. Luckily she got the blood with out the agony from my left arm.
Post the test, i couldn't hold anything. It hurt too much. It was throbbing soooo badly, i had to put ice on it.That gave me much needed relief.
Today its tender. There's no throbbing. Just abit of an ache, thanx goodness!I was so worried that maybe she had formed a clot.
i will never ever get her take blood from me again. I will request to see a pathogy nurse at a blood taking centre!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

History Lesson!

I have learn't something new from this email.Tell me if you have to?

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the1500s:
These are interesting...

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water..

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying . It's raining cats and dogs.
There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house.. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, Dirt poor. The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway. Hence the saying a thresh hold.

(Getting quite an education, aren't you?)

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme, Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old..

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, bring home the bacon. They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat..

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the upper crust.

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a wake.

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to
a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift.) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be, saved by the bell or was considered a ...dead ringer.

was that a good lesson for you? Anyway, i learn't something new.

Monday, March 06, 2006

POOH!

Bloody Pooh!
I have completed 4 days of poohy work. And i mean that literally.
Out of the four patients i had, three of them at the same time left lovely colourfull deposits in their adult sized nappies.Relatives were in their rooms visiting at this time complaining that Mrs A,B and,Mr C needed changing.
So, as a nurse with only 2 arms,I had to endure the task of attending to one patient at a time.
Well the relatives weren't happy! HELLO. I dont have carbon copies of my self or extendable octopus arms!!!
People just dont understand. I have other people to care for in the public health system, not one on one nursing. I was so frustrated. I was having palpitations from the stress of unhappy relatives. WTF do you do?
I threatened to walk out i was so stressed. It wasn't just the pooh, there was alot of other nursing tasks that needed to be done at the same time.
I did one thing at a time, apologised to the patients and relatives for my delay with a brief explaination. They obliged to my apology, but the body language was obvious they still weren't happy.
Thank goodness i have three days off now. YAY!
Since Im writing about pooh, i felt a little constipated. So i took some coloxyl and senna last night. What a result! OMG. i dont think i will deficate for the next couple of days. hehehehehe.... Gee i feel good and much lighter. No more bloated feeling. But these laxatives did give me lower tummy pain in the morning. Now i know how a patient must feel after having coloxyl and senna.
Was that a little too much information for you blog readers out there??? LOL

Saturday, March 04, 2006

VERY FUNNY BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://beerandkittys.blogspot.com//

very funny blog! cat lovers, enjoy....