laughs all round

Laughs at work! Liz(one of the nurses i work with) was telling me how her and her parter live on top of a cafe and the toilet is downstairs. She tells me that theres a laundry upstairs where the cats toilet lives(litter tray). She tells Michael( her partner) that shes going to use the cats tray as the loo as its too cold to venture downstairs. He says "your joking?" " No im not!" replies Liz. So off she goes and scrapes the litter as though shes making a hole to void in. Michael hears this and says on her return to bed "you didnt? Liz said she couldnt hold back the laughter as it was a joke. She nearly had him fooled! Talk about hilarious...
Then we got onto the topic of incontinence. The doctors were at the desk with us nurses. We happened to be talking about a 35 yo male who is a patient on the ward who is incontinent. He has AIDS and is very ill. Any way, one doctor said if i ever get like that i will shoot up with some heroin. The other said no, ketamine(known as special K on the streets) and then he changed his mind and said pethadine. The doctors then went into specifics of how peth is only short acting.So the outcome was that you would keep shooting up a high dose every 3 hrs or so. What a professional conversation! LOL.
It has to be the baby boom! So many people are having babies. Anna had a girl a month ago, Andrea is due in 6 weeks, Kate had a girl a week ago, Sam had child recently,Yen had a girl, May had a girl, Christian has announced he will be a dad in february and, Dr Andy is due any minute. I have not sat in the hot seat! Believe me...there has to be one!!!