Wednesday, August 03, 2005

check this out!!!

1)In lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.(Like THAT makes sense.)

2)In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a womans genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.(do they look different reversed?)

3)In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.(Makes one shudder at the thought!)

4)Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

5)Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or a piece of wood at all times.( A brick?)

6)Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.( Is that why flipper was always smiling?)

7)Butterflies taste with their feet.( Ah, geez.)

8)An Ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.( I know some people like that.)

9)Starfish dont have brains.( I know some other people like that too!)

10) And, the best for last........Turtles can breathe through their butts. ( One must assume they have bad breath?)

3 Comments:

Blogger Jeruen said...

I also read somewhere that monkeys masturbate, and that some species of monkeys exhibit homosexual behavior!

11:12 pm AEST  
Blogger TrĂ©e said...

That is a great list, esp #10. Would have never known ;)

11:56 am AEST  
Blogger ange said...

i know! funny as. dont have a turtle as a pet!

12:01 pm AEST  

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