CONFUCIUS
If any of you melbournians out there listen to Nova radio station (my favourite), you would have heard huesy and kate talking about confucius. This is what i heard;
confucius says man who walks sideways down down plane is not necessarily going to bangkok
confucius says man who farts in church has to sit in own pew.
confucius says man who pops balloon with a pin is like losing your virginity; one prick and its gone
confucius says man who drops watch in toilet is bound to end up with a shitty time
confucius says man who goes to bed with an itchy bottom wakes up with a smelly finger.
Whats your confucius????? Do tell!!!
posted by ange at 9:14 am
6 Comments:
Nixie says.....oh hang on a sec... Who is copying whom here???
ange says.....im not copying,great minds think alike.Thats why you are my SS. xo
what would man be doing blair? LOL
didnt mean YOU copying me babe, I meant "AH Confusius"... Even though he is like 4000 years older than me....
confucius says; woman who shaves off hair in areas where hair is meant to be is stupid!
LMAO
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