Couch Potato

This evening i lay on the couch with a blanket watching minority report. Keith decides he wants to join me. He says ,"Can i sit down?" I say "sure, but my legs will be on your lap." he said "thats ok."
Anyway i got a bout of the stupids. I started to jitter my feet. Then i started to jitter them more as though i was having a seizure. Keith was trying to be still and compose himself through laughter. I then said,"Im not annoying am i, im not annoying am i, Im not annoying am I?" My sides were hurting. I was cracking up at my own humor. All keith could do was laugh and look at me strangely. Then i said "You have foot duties!" "WTF?" he says...So i repeat my self.."YOU HAVE FOOT DUTIES. C'MON!" Omg, it was sooooo funny.He did end up giving me a foot massage. Thanx keith, you get brownie points for doing your good deed for the day...LOL