AEROPLANE JELLY

I was pondering in the kitchen, when i opened the pantry door and saw a few packets of jelly staring at me. so i grab the banana flavour and start to prepare. i open the fridge and carefully go to place it on the shelf. the stupid fridge door was swinging, and i thought "be careful, you dont want to spill it." So what happens! the door caught my hand and liquid jelly went everywhere. I mean all over the shelves, on the floor, on the bottles of chutney, cans of drink, milk, and other sauces in their jars.bloody hell! it took ages to clean up. i had to pull the shelves apart, clean the jars etc, and mop the floor twice as it was so sticky! it wasnt my fault. it was the fridges fault....