A chuckle for tuesday
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
If you "broke wind" consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home,maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)
I WISH TO BE A PIG, IWISH TO BE A PIG, I WISH TO BE A PIG
posted by ange at 4:59 pm
5 Comments:
Oink, oink, oink oink oink; oink oink. Oink! (I'm practicing for my next life, too.)
Oh thats so funny... I might have to try that, banging my head thing.. I could shed a few kilo's before Christmas!
Great post Ange..
nic xx
I reckon I could out do the pig....
:p LMFAO
Oink.
I still can't stop laughing over the hilarious facts you've provided in your entry. I just noticed that the pig is the focus of this post. Quality over quantity - I hope the pig knows this.
Pigs are also some of the most intelligent animals. A book I recommend to see how amazing animals are is "Diet of a New America" by John Robbins
Incidently Robbins was the heir to the Baskin Robbins empire, but turned his back on it to pursue animal and health related issues.
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