THE POOH WARD
Far out brussel sprout! The ward has been struck down with SHIT. And i mean literally.
Staff are currently off sick with gastro, and we have had to close beds due to the lack of replacement employee's. We also have approximately 10 patients with diahorrea. So we have a four bed room that we have labelled as the "Poo Room".LOL!
I hope to god i dont get it. I have only had gastro once. It was full on projectile vomitting, and being glued to the toilet seat for 48hrs. It hasnt hit all the staff at once. Only in drips and drabs. Wrong choice of words their.They are having drips and drabs.LOL!
Lets just say every 2 days someone has contracted the feral bacterial lurgy, and has been ordered by my nurse unit manager to have 4 days off.
Where is the source? It was thought to be the staff room. So that was scrubbed down with miltons formula. But the lurgy continues to linger. Who, and where is the culprit??? I say it has to be a visitor that has so un-kindly shared THEIR microscopic germs...
Please god, i dont want the lurgy! there's nothing worse than vomitting and constantly defacating. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
posted by ange at 3:48 pm
4 Comments:
gastro is NO FUN!
hahahhhaha. very funny Mr Blair!
I think they had better do something with stink road. I'd say thats where the source of the disturbance lays. You know its windy and on the nose in that area.
I think you should take your turn along with everyone else. It will be good for you - puts hair on your chest.
well i already have hair on my chest(NOT). And i hope you get it permanently, then you will be one big huge fur ball with all that excessive hair. HA!
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