ODDSPOT(From the age newspaper)

Friday October 14, 2005
Chips that store music could one day be built into breast implants. One breast could hold the MP3 player and the other the music collection. BT futurology, who developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.(Oh please, just what ive always wanted." Musical boobies."one squeeze and it goes to the next track.)

Wednesday October 12, 2005
Moldovan police are searching for conman Vladimir Kozak, 49, who hypnotises bank tellers into giving him all the cash in their tills. One victim said he chatted to her, established eye contact and then put her in a hypnotic state.(What a gift. Bring it on!)

Monday October 10, 2005
Squirrels in Brixton, London, are getting hooked on crack cocaine hidden by addicts in gardens. The fur flies when they dig up the stashes and eat the highly addictive drug, which comes in small chunks.(OMG, What a sight to see.Squirrels off their face. LOL. The addicts would definately want to kill the furry buggers.Or maybe its a good way to kick the habit.)

Saturday October 8, 2005
One-day courses have been set up across Austria to teach men how to iron clothes. The country-wide courses are being advertised with the words: "A real man knows how to iron."
(Are men really that incompetant that a degree in ironing is required?)

Wednesday October 5, 2005
A village council in India has fined two men the equivalent of $830 for keeping a pet ghost. Iswar and Haripada Murmu, of Akshaypur in West Bengal, were accused of owning a ghost after one of their wives died.(WHAT THE?????)